Oh god. It seems as though the treacherous weather, my broken digital cable box permanently stuck on Discovery Channel and the tattered and ravenously chewed computer plug are all in cahoots to ruin my day. Or to make me realize how much my body is going completely wild right now. How bad it hurts all over and how I'm in desperate need of a massage of sorts. Yikes, being a girl has been kind of awful recently and that is honestly the first time I've uttered such a phrase in all of my menstruating years. Alas, I am going to try to lay off the chemicals for a bit. I'm doing enough harm by drinking and smoking in a fashion nowhere near the term moderation, so maybe I'll give Alan's holistic methods a shot.
A woman outside of my apartment complex is making herself look like a real maniac right now. I can't say for sure that she "issss" a maniac, but she definitely is acting as though she has a few screws loose. And to an outsider, they'd think that.. but I heard her confrontational conversation escalate to the heights of her screaming "Shut your fucking fucked up motherfucker mouth, Steffffan!" I mean, he was really bugging her like a gnat divebombing on your last, tasty meal. All she wanted him to do was be quiet, calm down, take a step back and get out of her face. Now here they are, riled up on North St, causing a ruckus. She looks crazy, and he looks battered. Story of my life.
Last night was entertaining. Marshall and I created a non-Monday-Monday for ourselves. I got lectured on racism and reverse racism by a boisterous black man named Abraham who had the ability to take out all of his teeth in one swooping hand motion. Quite the party trick. I, as per usual, asked Marshall invasive questions and begged for advice on certain topics. And, unfortunately, I got quite an eye-opening view on things. Bummer, maybe. Not really, sort of. Ohhhh well.
I honestly don't even feel the slightest bit bad or remorseful because I have a few great great great things to look forward to. Even if they are "me me me" things. (Or silly unattainable, yet fun things).
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