One for the road.

I am confident that if I quit drinking I would lose the 20lbs I've been packing on like some grizzly bear anticipating hibernation.

Such a shame that I don't know how to have a good time without a drink or nine. Kidddddding, right?

Oh well, maybe I can meet up with Joey from the Real World and we can go kayaking or take some long walks in the park sans alcohol.